Mel Gibson slept here… for quite a while!

mel-bWhen I opened the Rothschild-Pound House in 1995, my first guest was Mercedes Ellington, granddaughter to Duke Ellington. She stayed for a month and Garry and I were thrilled with the fact that we had such a cool first customer, albeit arranged by Paul Pierce. I cried when she left.

Our next guests came about two weeks later. I’ll never forget the phone was ringing at the B&B in the kitchen and we had just come home from Home Depot. A north Alabama accent, introduced himself and proceeded to quiz me on the particulars. Did I have hardwood floors? Was it an old house? Do you have breakfast? When was the house built? He was coming for a job interview at Ft. Benning and wanted to bring his wife down. They were Civil War re-enactors and loved B&Bs. Freda and Gavan Erwin checked in the next week, in the Rothschild Suite. He went on to interview and finally get the job at Ft. Benning. They first rented an apartment from us at 730 First Avenue and then bought the house next door to my Few Street Cottage about 6 months later. And for the next 10 years or so, Freda Erwin and I were together constantly, starting at 6:30 in the morning, every morning. The only time we weren’t was when I had my first child and she actually brought me breakfast in bed, upstairs in the Garrett Suite. She and I served thousands of people pancakes and coffee, eggs and bacon, while Garry sat on the barstools in the kitchen , reading the Ledger-Enquirer, trying to ignore us. I don’t think I could’ve done it without her help. I am sure I could have, but it surely wouldn’t have been the same. We surmised personalities and critiqued individuals according to how they dressed their grits. We had our favorite guests, the fun ones, the ones that would joke with us. We had those that hardly spoke, (those were usually the ones that put sugar on their grits). We had the newlyweds, the Olympic attendees, the new Veteranarian in town, a good looking Brazilian who Freda had to serve French toast sans clothes, he, not her. But when she came back, she had to go smoke a cigarette. .

I’ll never forget the time Sunshine, the hotdog man, drove Keri Russell down 2nd Avenue on his bike trailor. She ended up moving here from the Hilton. After she got here, Chris Klein, Greg Kinnear and Madeleine Stowe came over as well. Then I got a phone call inquiring about our accommodations, lots of detailed questions. The woman let me know right away that she was scouting locations for a very high profile individual. Of course, discussed it all with Freda. We discussed every aspect of it and were beside ourselves that Sam Elliot would be our guest, hopefully. The woman was coming over that very afternoon to look. Of course, Freda cam e to “help me” show her the cottages. We went from house to house, listening to the woman go on and on about how she could imagine all the men sitting around the big dining room table, drinking scotch and smoking cigars, etc. I listened to every word . Finally, I managed, “can you tell us who it is?’

“oh no.” “I can’t do that”. I’ll call you and with a smile, the 20 something was off . She seemed a little smug. But I was so excited. I knew that Sam Elliott staying here would be GREAT for business. Even though Freda did have to tell me who he was.

“You know, the Marlboro man”, she said, blowing smoke through her nose. We always sat on her front porch.

“I sure hope he stays, that would be so cool”.

The phone rang . My phone would reach to her porch. “Rothschild-Pound House”.

“Yes, we can secure the windows, no problem”. I was determined. “Okay, see you then”

“They’re coming at 4.”

Freda let out a yell. “I gotta call Carlie”. She left me to go wash her hair.

“I’ll see you at 4, on the big house porch”. I left with a great big sense of secret and hopefulness welling up in me. How cool is this? I thought to myself.

At 3:30, we were in the big rockers on the porch. Freda didn’t even smoke so she’d smell her best.

“It’s the Marlboro Man, Freda, of all people, he’ll understand.”

“Nah”. She licked her teeth.

About 4:05, a big white SUV drove up and parked right in front of the big house. We rose out of our rockers. They walked, on the street toward the Few Street Cottage. We took the stepping stones behind the wrought iron fence. Neither of us turned our head toward them as they made their way on the street to our meeting spot. But we had seen enough as we descended the porch. As we measured our steps, cooly on the stepping stones Freda said, in a whisper so extreme, I thought she was jumping up and down behind me, “It’s Mel Gibson”

“I know” I said, smiling my biggest, coolest, smile, laughing without moving my lips. “I know”.

During the month of March 2001, Freda and I cleaned his house. We didn’t trust the maids with our secret.We saw his bible and his rosary, his AA book. He never touched a drop of the scotch I left for him, remembering the comment from his housing scout.  He was never less than exceedingly kind, even joining us in the kitchen of the big house,  discussing Batman with Murphey, then, about 2 and a half. I lost interest in cleaning his room about halfway through the month, busy fielding calls from local hostesses with offers to give dinner parties in their honor?

“I’m not sure who you mean, Mrs. Leeburn”.

The ledger had daily Mel sightings and it was all I could do to keep it from my closest friends, luckily Susi was really busy planning Christy’s wedding.

One day, Freda announced at breakfast that she was taking Gavan over to Mel’s room. The toilet seat needed replacing. “Thanks, I said”.  And, she added, “I’m takin’ the toilet seat to my house”. She did a little dance, then, “see you in the morning”’. And she was gone.

As far as I know, when Gavan and Freda sold us their house and moved to Key West, they left most everything there, china, beds, sofas, stuff in closet, even their Civil War re-enactor provisions. Now Gavan had a shaved head, Freda lost 40 pounds and they rode a Harley most places. But as they drove off in that truck, pulling the travel trailor, she waved goodbye. Her, Bubba the Cat, Gavan, and Mel Gibson’s toilet seat.

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Cullman County Caramel Pie

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This recipe came from Cullman, Alabama, where everything tastes good. Be careful though, I still have caramel on my ceiling from the second or third time I tried it! It’s probably safest if you cook it out of the can. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T LEAVE THE CANS UNATTENDED, ESPECIALLY IF CHILDREN ARE NEARBY. THE CAN WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE IF ALLOWED TO COOK WITHOUT WATER.

It’s best if you crumble your favorite candy bar on top of the finished pie. YUM…
1 graham cracker pie crust
2 cans Eagle Brand Sweetened condensed milk
8 oz. cool whip, thawed
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1/2 cup mini chocolate chips
Bake crust for 5 min. at 350°

**Take wrappers off of eagle brand. Place cans in a large cooker on their side and fill with cold water. DO NOT OPEN CANS
Bring to a boil and boil for 3 hours (Keep covered with water). Every 30 minutes turn the cans to the other side. After 3 hours turn the stove off and let them cool for at least one hour or until no longer warm.
Open cans and spread caramel in crust. Cover with cool whip then nuts and chocolate chips. Refrigerate 8 hours. This is wonderful.
WARNING: KEEP CANS COMPLETELY COVERED WITH WATER AT ALL TIMES. DO NOT OPEN CANS UNTIL COMPLETELY COOLED.

**Alternative Method of making the Caramel from Eagle Brand :
Instructions
OVEN METHOD: Pour 1 can Eagle Brand into 9-inch pie plate. Cover with aluminum foil; place in larger shallow pan. Fill larger pan with hot water. Bake at 425º for 1 hour or until thick and caramel-colored. Beat until smooth.
STOVETOP METHOD: Pour 1 can Eagle Brand into top of double boiler; place over boiling water. Over low heat, simmer 1 to 1/2 hours or until thick and caramel-colored, stirring occasionally. Beat until smooth.
MICROWAVE METHOD: Pour 1 can Eagle Brand into 2-quart glass measuring cup. Cook on 50% power (medium) 4 minutes, stirring briskly every 2 minutes until smooth. Cook on 30% power (medium-low) 20 to 25 minutes or until very thick and caramel-colored, stirring briskly every 4 minutes during the first 16 minutes and every 2 minutes during the last 4 to 10 minutes.